Long Time Dead (Gus Dury 4) Page 4

  ‘I’ll need to see his timetable … and can you supply a list of his friends?’

  ‘Yes, yes, of course. I am about to be made rector of the university, I don’t know if that’s something you know – it’s not been released yet …’

  I hadn’t heard. This was a turn-up for the books. Edinburgh Uni rectors had come down in standing compared to previous post-holders – the country’s celebrity obsession had seen to that – but the job still carried some clout. Not least affording the appointee a nice profile. Sure that had nothing to do with her throwing her hat in the ring, though. Actors going for more press? Never.

  ‘You are? When was this decided?’

  ‘Erm … just now, well, within the last few days.’

  Ben had died nearly a week ago now. I didn’t think the two incidents were related; not in any obvious sense, anyway.

  ‘Who told you about the … appointment?’

  ‘Mr Calder … Joe, the head of form. He was coordinating my campaign with … Ben.’ She gave in to emotion; her chin sunk onto her chest and she returned to the couch, head in hands. The blonde put a hand on her leg. She had very big hands; I figured she was the one playing the quasi-male role in this relationship. I almost sniggered at my lack of political correctness. Knew Hod was storing up a power of strap-on jokes to come.

  ‘Ben was working on your campaign?’

  ‘Yes … why?’

  ‘No reason. Just trying to form a picture.’

  ‘Surely the two incidents aren’t related.’

  I coughed on the back of my hand. ‘Probably not.’

  ‘Then why ask?’

  I felt my lungs call for nicotine; my stomach was calling for something else. ‘Gillian, if I’m to get to the bottom of this case, there will be a lot more questions … some of them pretty uncomfortable.’

  The blonde patted her back, clasped her hand tightly. As she leaned in closer I saw her belly button was pierced with a silver bow.

  ‘I understand, I understand,’ Gillian nodded.

  ‘To that list … can you add all the campaign contacts, university staff especially.’

  She nodded again.

  ‘Of course. I’ll let you have all those details, Mr Dury.’

  Hod rose at my side; we’d covered all the ground we could, for now.

  On the way to the door I had a Columbo moment: ‘Oh, one more thing …’

  ‘Yes?’

  ‘How much clout at the university does this post of yours carry?’

  ‘I’m sorry … what do you mean?’

  ‘I mean, is it honorary, or can you throw some weight about?’

  She flustered, ‘Erm, I have some core responsibilities … It’s mainly for profile, but I do get to sit on a few committees.’

  I buttoned up my tweed, said, ‘That might be very useful to me.’

  Chapter 6

  I TOOK MYSELF OFF FOR a tab whilst Hod presented the paperwork to Madam; had a feeling this wasn’t going to be one of his better working relationships. Something about being lorded over by a snooty-nosed actress that got his goat. Call him picky.

  The tweed was uncomfortable, had me shuffling shoulders to try and make the bastard wearable. I imagined a cloth-capped trail of my ancestors queuing up to chuck in the road. Christ Almighty, I’d be in brogues next, or worse, imperial collars and a dickie bow. What was I doing mixing it with posh twats? How little a fuck did I give for the loss of one more chinless rugger bugger with a trust fund and a silver spoon up his arse?

  Thought: Not the attitude, Gus. I’d seen the look of hurt, real grief, on Gillian’s face and it touched me. The woman deserved justice – however much she had in the bank. Blood was blood, and the loss of it wounds us all.

  Hod was hurting too. This was a payday for the man who had saved my arse more than once. I needed to screw the nut, put aside all my class prejudices and go to work. One thing was for sure: something wasn’t right here. And that did have my attention. Call me creeped out by the whole lesbo affair thing, but that dirty blonde in there was hiding something. Pound to a pail of shite she’d sussed I was on to her as well.

  Hod appeared. ‘Right, let’s mush.’ He looked none too charmed. Pissed, even.

  ‘Who stole yer toffee?’ I said.

  He marched off down the road, headed for the bus stop. There was no sign of the contract.

  ‘Well, are we in business or not?’

  ‘Y’wha’?’

  I put a hand out, stopping him in his tracks. ‘Are we on Her Ladyship’s books?’

  Hod knocked my arm away, slumped off again. ‘Like fuck.’

  ‘Eh? She didn’t sign the contract, then?’

  A grunt, bit of a tut. ‘What do you think?’

  ‘I’ll take that as a no.’

  Hod spun, fronted me, ‘She’s running the contract past her lawyer.’

  ‘Well, what did you expect?’

  ‘A bit more professionalism.’

  ‘Sounds fair enough to me … Think because you get a few cards printed up yer Duncan fucking Bannatyne? Grow sense, man.’

  Hod took off again. ‘Yeah, well … that’s the good news.’

  Didn’t like the sound of that. Had been put to me as a done deal, easy money. Suddenly that image collapsed like a house of cards.

  ‘Good news? What’s the bad?’

  ‘She didn’t go for the expenses either … and our retainer’s only two hundred a day.’

  ‘Fuck.’

  ‘Exactly.’ Hod took out his phone, pressed it to his ear. ‘I did push for a bumped-up bonus, though. Might be an idea to flush out a speedy result, Gus.’

  Speedy result. This was a suspicious death we were talking about, not some fucking shunt and punt for Tam’s Hot Car Lot. There was no quiet road to the truth, I knew that from bitter experience. This was added pressure I could do without.

  ‘Yo, Mac,’ Hod barked into the phone, ‘get yer skanky arse down here and give us a lift, eh.’ He gave out the location, hung up. ‘He’s on his way.’

  Didn’t fancy bussing it again, felt relieved. Sparked up a Lambert and Butler and watched swirls of smoke make for the sky. The sun peeked out through the clouds, put a few rays about. Felt unnatural. But the city always did at Festival time. Could almost feel the crusty carnival spreading down from the Mile; the rattle of piercings and Home Counties accents a heady mix.

  Hod calmed, seemed deep in thought. He didn’t look as if he was thinking about the case. It was a my arse is on the line expression.

  Chugged on the tab, said, ‘What about that performance in there, then?’

  Hod scratched his chin. Held schtum.

  I went on, ‘Yon Tina’s playing her cards close to her chest.’

  He laughed, ‘Like she’s a choice … her arms are only three feet long!’

  I welcomed the return of humour. ‘You get the impression she’s …’

  ‘Got something to hide?’

  ‘Yeah. Or maybe, I dunno, is pulling on an altogether different set of levers to Gillian.’

  Hod put his back against the wall, sighed. ‘So, what you thinking?’

  I was thinking we didn’t have much to go on, that I didn’t know where to start. ‘The university’s gonna be pleased to see us.’

  ‘They won’t welcome any digging around, that’s for sure. Stuffy old place like that, they’ll not be putting out the red carpet.’

  ‘Far fucking from it.’

  Hod turned. ‘You think they’ll be awkward?’

  I knew for sure they’d be that; what I didn’t know was how I was going to get around it. All my previous encounters with academia had ended in abject failure; I’d have to work smarter – the nick of me, harder sure as hell wasn’t an option.

  ‘You see much of Amy these days?’ I asked. Amy had been a trainee reporter of mine back in the day, till she got ideas about practising a little more than shorthand with me … on the company’s time. She’d been punted, then resurfaced with a passion to pick up where she’d
left off. But Hod had got keen on her and saved me the trouble of holding her at bay.

  ‘Amy? … Not in months. Why ask?’

  ‘Well, last I heard she was a student.’

  ‘Yeah … at the uni,’ said Hod. He took his hands out his pockets, pointed at me. ‘You thinking what I think you’re thinking?’

  ‘What’s that?’

  ‘Honey trap?’

  I had to laugh. What was this, espionage? ‘Shit no, man. I was thinking she might be able to do a bit of groundwork, maybe sniff out the word around campus.’

  Hod shook his head. ‘I don’t know …’

  ‘What?’ I was scoobied. This was a perfect opportunity to make an in, both for the case and for him.

  Hod turned down his lip, showing his bottom row of teeth. ‘Do you remember the state she was in last time round?’

  She’d went overboard, got herself a pole-dancing gig at a strip joint in the Pubic Triangle, ended up with some cell time and a threat of prostitution charges from plod. Hod was right about one thing: we didn’t want a repeat of that. But she was a smart girl; surely she’d have matured a bit in the intervening years. And this was small-time. I mean, how risky could it be for her to go shake down a few plooky students?

  ‘That was a different matter entirely, Hod.’

  He looked away. ‘If you say so.’

  ‘What, you don’t? You think I’d put her in any danger?’

  He shrugged. Set wide eyes on me. I got the message, loud and clear. Perhaps he was right – women like Amy always complicate matters. I had another idea to get to the facts, but it was a longer shot. Letting him think I was playing safe, said, ‘Okay, maybe we’ll put Amy on the bench for now.’

  He seemed genuinely pleased. ‘Good, I think that’s for the best.’ Could tell he was still keen on the girl; another complication I could do without.

  As I put my tab under the sole of my Doc Marten, white-van man screeched into the street at speed. It was Mac.

  ‘This our wheels?’ Was a Bedford Midi, white, but wearing almost as much rust. ‘Jesus Christ …’

  Mac leaned out the window. ‘Your chariot awaits.’

  We looked at him, said nowt. Took the sliding door and got in. Mac gunned it, Hod and I rolled onto our sides in the back.

  ‘Mac, cool the fucking beans, eh,’ shouted Hod.

  ‘Aye, okay, okay … It’s a bit jumpy in the low gears. Needs a servicing.’

  ‘Don’t we fucking all … but just keep the heid, eh.’ Hod brushed dust from his coatsleeve. ‘So, you were saying …’

  ‘What we want is an inside track.’

  ‘Come again?’

  ‘Some way of getting amongst the students and fishing out what the word is.’

  ‘Well, we’re both a bit long in the tooth for that gig. Don’t think we’d even pull off the mature student act.’

  Mac shouted back to us, ‘What the fuck are you pair jabbering about?’

  ‘A job.’

  ‘What?’

  ‘We’re on a job … at the university.’

  Mac laughed it up. ‘Only job you pair of widos will find at the university will be as fucking jannies!’

  Hod’s eyes beamed, a smile split his face. ‘I think he’s onto something.’

  Got my vote. Said, ‘Maybe you’re right.’

  Chapter 7

  GOT OFF THE BUS AT North Bridge. Had managed two steps before some skanky yoof with a lip piercing started to seriously agg me, walking backwards waving fliers for a comedy gig. Got to love Festival time. I tried to walk around him, went left, then right. Wasn’t happening. Skinny jeans and Converse All Stars working overtime to keep up.

  ‘What’s your comedy passion, geezer?’

  Did he just call me geezer? ‘Comedy passion … Go away and find sense, lad.’

  Undeterred: ‘You look like a serious man. Political satire, I’m guessing?’

  ‘What’s that … Harpo Marx?’

  Still undeterred, those matchstick legs doubled their pace. He wasn’t giving up. But he was new to this patter, I had that sussed early on. Turning my stride towards the edge of the pavement, I subtly steered Student Grant at the pile of cardboard boxes outside Argos. His legs actually managed to fly in the air at the same time as he hit them. His arse thudded into the boxes like an anvil falling on Wile E. Coyote. Managed a laugh; almost felt grateful to him for that. Not grateful enough to help him pick up the fliers that floated into the gutter though.

  At the uni I had a deep sense of unease; felt ready to go off like a ten-bob rocket. Had already had enough of the type of brat who frequented this joint. Was relieved beyond words to see the place virtually empty. I fronted a tabard-wearing old girl with a mop. ‘Hello, there …’

  World-weary eyes rolled skyward. ‘Aye?’

  ‘I was wondering, who’s running the show right now? Looks like the Mary Celeste in here.’

  Didn’t register. I got pointed to the stairs, ‘Office is up there, might find some folk knocking about … Might no’, mind.’

  I thanked her, gave a grateful nod, went for the stairs. I could feel the alcohol oozing through my pores. There was a cold sweat rising on my brow and an icicle forming on my spine. I knew it was time for a heart-starter, blast on the Grouse to melt the frost; knew that was an unlikely shout for the foreseeable. My stomach griped, threatened to start greetin’. I clenched fists in my pockets and tried to stamp the craving out on the marble steps. At the top landing I headed for the door. The office was empty save some tweedy Morningside lady with a teapot, mid-pour. Said, ‘Hello there.’

  The biddy looked startled. The spout trembled; some tea escaped onto the saucer. ‘Oh, dear, dear.’ She started to move some papers away from the spreading spill.

  I walked over, gave her a hand. She pressed out a weak smile, showing some yellowed teeth. ‘Thanks.’

  ‘I’m looking for Mr Calder.’

  ‘Oh yes … he’s in today.’

  Playing it cool: ‘He is. Grand.’

  She took a box of man-size tissues from a desk drawer. ‘He’s been in the whole time. Pretty much gave up his vacation since the, well, y’know …’

  I watched her mop up the tea. ‘Since the … ?’

  ‘Incident.’ She spoke sharply, I missed all intonation. Thought: Pity – would like to have noted that.

  ‘You mean the Ben Laird … incident.’

  She straightened her back, eyed me full-on. ‘Yes.’ She walked away with the pile of wet tissues, dropped them in a bin on the other side of the desk, said, ‘If you’re looking for Joe, he’s in his office.’ A hand went onto her hip. She pointed to the door, continued, ‘Down the corridor, second door on the left … His name’s on the front.’

  I smiled, thanked her. Something about her manner, about the way she dismissed Ben’s death as no more than an incident, like it was all just an inconvenience, troubled me. I wanted to press her but I knew this wasn’t the time. Probably wasn’t the place either, but I’d be fucked if I was giving Joe Calder the same consideration. The man at the helm needed his buttons pressed right away. There was something about this case that reeked of cover-up – of those with the power abusing it.

  Turned for the corridor; took the oak boards all the way down to the white-painted door with the brass nameplate on it. The prick had been pretentious enough to have the string of letters engraved after his name too. Cut no ice with me. Thought about knocking but it’s not my style.

  Strode in, took a look about. Calder was fifty-odd, but could have passed for ten years shy of that mark. He had a lot of hair, swept back over a high forehead and tucked behind his ears, sitting in tight curls above his shoulders. From a certain angle it looked like a very bad mullet, the kind that sat over a Klem top on Hibs casuals of the eighties. Didn’t rate my chances of getting along with him. Maybe it was the ox-blood brogues. He sat upright, seemed to focus on my tweed, calmed some, said, ‘Is there something I can help you with?’

  I strolled to the bookshe
lves beside his desk, eyeballing the titles. Lit on some Foucault, Sartre, Derrida … maybe he wasn’t a total arsewipe after all. I wasn’t betting on that, though. He got out of his chair, started to stroll over to me. ‘Excuse me, but is there something I can help you with?’

  I turned, gave him the once-over, head to toe, said, ‘Might just be, Joe … might just be.’

  His brows lifted. A loose curl of dark hair unfurled from his fringe, he swept it back with a very weak wrist movement, went, ‘Do I know you?’

  ‘I don’t know, Joey Boy … do you?’

  The puzzled look turned to panic. ‘Look, what the hell is this? You come into my office and—’

  I raised a hand to my mouth, motioned shush. He stilled, stepped back, it has to be said, nervously.

  I went, ‘I’ve been speaking to … your new rector.’

  ‘What … I mean, what do you mean?’

  ‘Shouldn’t that be a why … or perhaps even a when?’

  He ran fingers through his hair, straining to produce a dim smile. ‘Right … this is some kind of joke, is it? Has Gillian put you up to this?’

  I moved past him, sat on the edge of his desk. Stubbed a finger into the thick layer of dust, blew it away. ‘Joke … do you think Gillian’s in the mood for jokes after her son’s been murdered?’

  Calder’s face drained of all expression. If there was any colour left it was in his lips … and they were blue.

  ‘Don’t forget to breathe, Joey Boy. I hear that can seriously impair your health … Y’know, like a fucking noose round your neck.’

  He raised his hands to his ears, splayed fingers, then shot past me, ran for the other side of the desk and picked up the phone. He bashed a few digits, said, ‘Margaret, Margaret … is that you?’

  I followed his steps slowly, faced him.

  Calder said, ‘Good, can you please get that security guard up here, I have—’

  I reached over the desk, cut off the phone. Calder stood with the receiver in his hand, looked at it, looked back to me, said, ‘I want you out of here right now … whoever you are, I want you off the premises right now or I’m calling the police.’